The Hero we have to live with.
After years of exile, our lazy hero has come back to defend Gotham with as little effort as possible. Battling the dark evils of jaywalking, double parking and young people. By day he’s known as drunk, angry philanthropist Percy. But by night he’s know by pretty much the same thing.
Dewayne Roberto Wilbert Jr Esquire III
Nickname: The Artist Formerly Known as Ron Mexico
Likes: Women, sports, video games, movies, Dave Chapelle References, and Liquid Cocaine…the drink, oh and Animes.
Dislikes: Peas, The Lakers, Kobe Bryant(that piece of shit), Ranch, Sweet Potato Fries.
Goals: Still aspiring to be in the Jr Olympics. First man to dunk on Neptune (Either the planet or the god, whichever comes first.)
Hobbies: Professional Trash Talking. Amateur Real Talk, Semi-Pro Cloth Talk.
Special Moves: Head Rub, The Dougie, and the Shmoney Dance
Coming to the ring at this moment, accompanied by Ed, Ed and Per. Hailing from the far strange land of Los Angeles, California. Standing at an astounding six feet tall is Edgar “The Edgar” Solis. This behemoth has been known to demolish each and every opponent with tactical mind games. Edgar has a terrible knowledge of all the following items: Video Games, Internetting, Food, Wraslin, Baseball, Sportting, Music, Live Music, Uhntz, America!
Not Troy McClure
Hi, I’m Edwin Villalobos! You might remember me from such classics as “Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly”, “Firecrackers: The Silent Killer” and “Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun!”. I’m here to tell you about the wonderful world of me and all things related to me.